When Padmé and 3PO get caught in a battle between the Republic and Dooku’s Separatists, the senator is forced to contact the Republic. No one’s crazy enough to do that.” (TCW: S01E04: Destroy Malevolence) The complete fools should know what to do if they’re flying a ship as big as the Malevolence. In just the second episode of The Clone Wars, the Battle Droids who are piloting General Grievous’ flagship the Malevolence ask what they should they do about the three Republic Cruisers coming towards them. What should we do?” (TCW: S01E02: Rising Malevolence) When Yoda takes out a squad of droids singlehandedly, he also defeats one who claims it just got a promotion before the Grand Master takes out its tank. It’s hard to take a battle droid seriously when he’s just going to get cut down anyway. “But I just got promoted!” (TCW S01E01: Ambush) Another calls the one who spoke, a bucket head, exclaiming the life form was the Jedi Ventress mentioned earlier. When a squad of the idiotic bots see Yoda bouncing through the trees, one states the obvious. Some battle droids are smarter than others. “Look! A little green life form!” (TCW S01E01: Ambush) They tell her they aren’t worried because they can kill him.
She tells them Yoda is small and green and has a lightsaber. Unimpressed, the assassin ignites her lightsabers, threatening to cut them down herself. When Ventress tells the droids to kill Yoda, they ask what he looks like. Most battle droids don’t survive long enough to see what their Jedi opponents look like. “Ah… what does he look like?” (TCW S01E01: Ambush) Star Tours’ opening ceremony is the second cringiest moment in Star Wars historyġ4.Yoda’s original name in Star Wars is still surprising to us all.Lil Nas X is C-3PO and other hilarious Star Wars Met Gala 2021 memes.Snoop Dogg becomes a Mandalorian in his latest music video.Seeing their plan hasn’t worked, one droid comments their shots are terrible while its companion just shrugs it off and mentions they have awful shooting in their programming. True to their programming, they attempt to shoot the Jedi Master’s vessel out of orbit. Our first line of stupid droid dialogue comes when the battle bots are told to fire upon Master Yoda’s escape pod. It’s my programming.” (TCW S01E01: Ambush) From failing to follow orders correctly to getting shot down by Clone Troopers and Jedi, these idiots had it coming. They were a lot of things, but stupid summed them up perfectly. Nothing says humor more like the battle droids that functioned during The Clone Wars era. Battle droids have said things that they didn’t think would get them destroyed … and it didn’t always turn out well for them. Nothing says stupidity more than battle droids during the Clone Wars era.
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